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mandag, august 27, 2007

En bitter brite

Endelig en kar som er mer pessimistisk, negativ og glad i overdrivelser enn meg. Charlie Brooker, skribent i The Guardian forklarer hvorfor han hater nattklubber:

'Why bother with clubs?
"Because you might get a shag," is the usual response. Really? If that's the only way you can find a partner - preening and jigging about like a desperate animal - you shouldn't be attempting to breed in the first place. What's your next trick? Inventing fire? People like you are going to spin civilisation into reverse. You're a moron, and so is that haircut you're trying to impress. Any offspring you eventually blast out should be drowned in a pan before they can do any harm. Or open any more nightclubs.

Even if you somehow avoid reproducing, isn't it a lot of hard work for very little reward? Seven hours hopping about in a hellish, reverberating bunker in exchange for sharing 64 febrile, panting pelvic thrusts with someone who'll snore and dribble into your pillow till 11 o'clock in the morning, before waking up beside you with their hair in a mess, blinking like a dizzy cat and smelling vaguely like a ham baguette? Really, why bother? Why not just stay at home punching yourself in the face? Invite a few friends round and make a night of it. It'll be more fun than a club.'

Noen andre geniale ord fra samme kant:

'So, then. Penises. Men fret about them too much. The answer, perhaps, is to remain erect at all times, as the moment a penis starts engorging, it drains blood from the brain, leaving the owner incapable of worrying about anything more complex than where he wants to put it. Long or short, fat or thin - they're good for depleting common sense, soiling sheets, terrifying bystanders, creating selfish offspring and precious little else. Plus they look ridiculous. If you've got one, or access to one, take a good look at it this evening and ask yourself: how can this possibly be the work of a sane God?'

Genialt. Helt enkelt.


Blogger Unknown said...


For those without a cock i can only look sadley & wonder why u ever look at it so bad were as most woman lick there lips with bated breath. Come on synical girls! dont tell me you allways hated the thing u spent the first 18 years wondering what it was for surley its the very thing u require to complete your own biological imperitive (getting pregnent). Hang on i just got it! Your comments are true in a sense but echo the bad press given to men in general from hurt, synical and ultimatly frustrated woman and speaks of a inside hatred cos someguy rinsed u out and turned u against his "pennis"?

For a start. its not the pennis, its the man. As i high presser, high sex drived modern man(check the music honeys i can safely speak for my species. First can we as civilised modern human beings on terra prime not understand the simple term of "biological imperitive". Men are for fucking and Killing shit, u girls go pick berrys and i will go slay some beast and bring it home.

Girls next time u chow-down on some man meat remember that god didnt make it to look good he made it to work and do the job! Hense the term (MAN POWER) were as with woman its the oposite ;)

Christ cocks are so good they egypitons made a religion with them in. Both sexs in honesty have there moments and in this modern world the rules of aeons ago are being shifted still we wear the same bodys as before. Just try and take it as a compliment next time guys cant leave u alone that yr ass if go enough for the chase and possibly the space between yr ears may even be secound course for him if its gourgous.

Keep loving people


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